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In my biology class in high school our professor had to wear a hearing aid, so we used to go up to him and talk to him really softly. When he would turn his hearing aid up someone would slam a book on thier desk. I know I was being a bastard but it was funny to see the guy jump.
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3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
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I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.
The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.
Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.
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