[Stingy Jack]

My Fellow Members,

Because I believe in being honest with the members who have and are supporting me, I wanted to announce that I recently received a threatening private message from chainsawguy. The message was, verbatim, "You're going down." I will assume that I am right in perceiving this message as a threat. In what way I am "going down" is not clearly defined ... am I going to die? Am I going down on somebody else? Am I going to lose the election?

If it can be defined as "you are going to lose the election", I find this to be an extremely conceited and self-assured declaration. Chainsawguy, apparently, uses tactics in his campaigning that are similar to those used by jeuveniles on the ball-field. I would just like to make it clear that I will not do any backdoor campaigning by responding to these messages privately. If you have something to say to me regarding this election, you can very well say it so that the other members can read it - just as my responses will be made openly and publicly.

I am not an alcoholic. The ID "Stingy Jack" that I use on this site is to honor the legendary character from where jack-o-lanterns derive. It is an homage to Halloween. Not drunken old misers.

I would also like to reiterate that I do have plans to improve your overall experience at horror.com. These are plans that can actually be executed (unlike the promises to lower taxes ... please!), and were formulated with your entertainment and enjoyment in mind. I know that many of you are curious as to what these plans are so that you may be more fully informed when you cast your vote. The only problem with me revealing my plans before the election is that once they are made known, any of my opponents can steal them ... thus making them just as attractive to vote for as I am. You will just have to trust that I know what I am talking about. However, I don't have to hide one of those plans, because it has already been announced and it is not something that can be stolen:

Fluffho, my running mate, will gladly pose in sexy outfits for you if you elect us. She will not do this if any of the other candidates are elected. She has already promised that she will, and even declared that this is a promise she can keep. :)

So, don't vote for these other children. Vote Stingy Jack/Fluffho 2004 for a better HDC experience.


If you don't vote Stingy, you don't know Jack!

(Insert campaign logo here ... it is on my computer at home, and I am currently on my planning period at school.)