[Stingy Jack]

My Fellow Members,


As the campaign rages on, I trust that each of you is paying close attention to the erroneous tactics being employed by two of my opponents. Chainsaw guy (running as vp under Mayo), and massacre man (veep for ritualistic), are both using dirty, name-calling politics and offering you promises that you KNOW they cannot keep. Being elected office at HDC gives you absolutely NO POWER over the nation's economy. These empty promises to lower taxes and increase waiters' pay insults the intelligence of every member here ... and I trust you fine people have the wherewithal to not be fooled by such claims.

As for the behavior of my running mate, Fluffho: I understand that a large portion of our base is composed of women. Women who care about the ISSUES, and not so much whether my running mate dresses up in sexy t-shirts and panties. Don't despair ladies! As president, I plan on making the site more entertaining for YOU as well! (no, my plan does not involve me dressing up in sexy t-shirts and panties. You see, there are two types of horror: one is horror that is entertaining, the other is horror that is so horrible it will melt your eyeballs if you see it. Let's just say that me dressing up in sexy t-shirts and panties is NOT entertaining.) Ladies, Stingy Jack is your candidate. And if what you want is sexy pics of men, I can deliver (not from any personal stash or anything ... but I know how to browse the internet).

I think the choice is clear. Stingy Jack/Fluffho 2004!