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"Hey, let me tell ya a story... so I'm hanging out with my buddy Hal Jackowictz and I'm like, hey Hal let's go get some booze and chase the chickens... fucking Hal says no, no the old battle axe at home will break my balls... I gotta get my ass home. So, I tell 'im... Hal, here's the secret. Go home tonight, crawl into bed, get under the covers and eat your wife's pussy... I mean jam your face right in the bush. So, Hal goes home, jumps in, starts chomping and licking away at her pussy, she's screaming and howling... totally passes out from the experience. Now, Hal... He's feeling pretty good, so he goes into the bathroom for a quick shave... suddenly he lets out a horrible scream. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Sitting there on the toilet is Hal's wife Gloria... and she says, "Quiet down, you'll wake Grandma!""
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