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Originally posted by last bad move
fact: meetthecreeper has contacts with the nazi's
fact :he like poka
fact: he smells funny
fact: he had sex with a monkey
is this tha man you want leading the free world......
 im lbm and i aprove this message
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Why do we have to resort to dirty politics and attack ads.
Nazis? I thought they were shriners.
Poka? what the hell is that? DId you mean Polka, I never Polka and I did not Polka with that woman.
*Lifts arm smells pit* yea OK I smell, I wouldnt call it funny its from all this hard work I am doing for my fellow americans.
Sex with monkey? He told me he loved me.:p
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