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Hmmmm.
Normally my default mode is to side with the girls. But this is something I've always felt strongly about. I can explain my point of view logically, in a way that cannot be questioned in the slightest.
Jason is cool and relentless, there's no doubt about that, but he's sorta stupid, goofy and apelike, kind of like a high school goon or maybe your typical film industry person.
Michael, on the other hand, dresses better, because he always wears a William Shatner mask; that is hip on his part, and shows his swingin' side. And he's a bit more calculating. Plus, he does that breathing thing. That "HUH-uh, HUH-uh" thing.
They are certainly similar to each other. But Michael is just a better movie maniac, I'm sorry. Michael good, Jason bad. Good good, bad bad, good bad good. Good.
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