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I've heard about those dangerous fleas. I've never touched a squirrel. But they are so damn cute, you know? And they bark like little dogs when they get territorial--they sit up in a tree getting all riled up and twitchy, and then they kinda aim their nose at you and make that "Bark! Bark! Bark!" sound. Does anyone know if any other rodents bark like that? Rats never bark, as far as I know.

I saw a HUGE rat here is Los Angeles. A couple of years ago. This thing was as big as a small cat, and it was dark brown. It was eating the cat food out of a cat food bowl, and all the cats in the area were afraid of it. It wasn't afraid of people. I didn't even think about messing with it. It looked like it knew how to handle itself, if you know what I mean.