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R.I.P
That should be it for a while. They say these come in threes. First Russ Mayers, then Janet Leigh now Mr. No Respect himself.
I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.
I was making love to one girl, I told her, "You're so flat-chested." She said, "Get off my back."
Oh, when I was a kid, everyone thought I got plenty of girls. I used to go to a drive-in movie and do push-ups in the backseat of my car.
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