[AmarylandPsycho]

Oh, my wife loves vacations. The other night she told me, "I wanna go someplace I've never been before." I took her to a men's room.
I'm trying a new diet now. The diet is Viagra and prune juice. I tell ya, I don't know if I'm coming or going.
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
God bless the soul of one of my favorite comedians of all time...All he wanted was a little respect....Mr Dangerfield you Sir have my utmost respect.....Three tripple windigs for Rodney!!!