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Hee hee. Funny as fuck in't it!!!
Reminds me of the 1st time i visited the states.
Think we were on a Greyhound coach from NY to Toronto and we had stopped at about 3am in Buffalo i think to wait for another coach. We were sat there waitin outside next to this woman. She realises we were english then tells us her son is in england at the mo.
We pissed ourselves when she said.
'My son has been all over England......he's been to hundreds of castles'
So I said.....'Oh really, has he been to mine???'
And she fuckin believed I lived in a castle. I had to give her the name of it and where it was an she wrote it all down to tell her son. Funny as fuck.
Some people we met there were soo fuckin gullable.
Latas....px
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