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I'm seriously, no-joke I am CRYING. How could they? It's down right horrible. Ash, in the battle against the two most unbeatable characters? Please, under the name of all that is good and holy SAY THIS IS A FACKING JOKE! How could they? No, seriously, how could they? A human against Freddy and Jason? How many fucking humans at a time went at Jason with all kinds of weapons and failed? And Freddy... good Lord how do they expect to make this film end out by not ending it within 5 minutes with Ash being killed. I don't want to loose Ash from the Horror movies but damn. Freddy and Jason? This is just WRONG! God it would reck all the films.
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt...
...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on E-Bay.
Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.'
George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom.
-Song by me, Mr. Nash-
I believe I want some Micky D Fries.
Make them super-sixed.
I dream about'em every night and day.
Just dip'em in ketchup and eat away.
I see me runnin' through that open door.
Eating all the fries I can endure
Mmm... I love to eat those fries....
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