[bloodrayne]

LOL...That was a good one, Shanks...Now, how about another BAD one?...


A man walks into a bar with a little 1 foot tall guy on his shoulder...He sits down on a stool, and the little guy jumps onto the bar...The girls don't seem to mind this oddity as they instantly flock around the man...Meanwhile, the littly guy is walking down the bar kicking peoples' drinks into their laps...People are getting pissed off and bitching, so the man says, "Oh, hey...I apologize for him...Bartender give everyone all the drinks that they want, I'll take care of it"...He reaches into his pocket, and gives the bartender a wad of cash...So, everyone goes about their business...Then the little guy walks from one end of the bar to the other, insulting people and pissing in one guy's drink...So, the guy with the pissed in drink says, "What the fuck is going on here?...If you don't think I'll kill this little Son of a Bitch, you better think again...Why would you even take him anywhere if he's gonna be this way?...Why even let him hang around with you?...He's gonna end up getting YOUR ass kicked, too"...The man sighs and says, "Here's $500, I'm really sorry about your drink, and the aggravation, but I really can't get rid of him...Let me explain...A genie granted me 3 wishes...First I wished that I would always be surrounded by beautiful women, next I wished that my pockets would always be full of cash, but...For my 3rd wish, I sorta fucked up...I wished for a 12 inch dick"...The little guy grinned