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Okay, there have been about 6 different joke threads here...BUT, since this is a "Really BAD Jokes" thread...I can finally tell THIS one:p
A guy is standing on the sidewalk tapping an apple...His friend walks up and asks him what he's doing...The guy says, "I've developed a special technique to do something very unusual with apples...Take a bite"...The friend takes a bite and says, "HEY...It tastes like a BANANA"...The guy says, "Yeah...I know...Now, flip it over and take a bite of the other side"...His friend flips it over, takes a bite and says, "WOW!...That side tastes like a strawberry!"...The guy says "It IS pretty amazing, huh?...But what use is it really?"...So, they stand and contemplate possible advantages to this newly acquired skill, when the friend perks up and exclaims, "HEY!...If you could make an apple taste like pussy you'd make a fortune!"...The guy looks at his friend and says, "Hmmm...Give me 2 weeks and meet me back here"...
2 Weeks pass...They meet up again...The guy is tapping another apple...The friend says, "So...Did you do it"...Then the guy says with a big grin on his face, "Oh...I don't know...Why don't YOU tell ME?"...So, the friend takes a bite, makes a horrid face and spits the apple out onto the ground...He says, "Oh man...You SERIOUSLY fucked up...That tastes like SHIT!"...Then his friend says, "Oh...I'm sorry man...Flip it over":D
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