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An inflatable kid goes to an inflatable school and is in a lesson taken by an inflatable teacher.
Now the kid is really pissed off with life so he walks up to the teacher, pulls a blade and stabs her. She deflates falling to the floor.
The lad runs out the room, down the corridor and out of the school. At the inflatable school entrance he shouts 'i hate this fuckin school' and stabs the wall. With that the school begins to deflate and fall to the ground.
The lad runs home and locks himself in the bedroom. Feelin shit about himself and what he'd done he decides 'thats it, i'm gonna end it' and turns the knife on himself.
He wakes up hours later in hospital. The inflatable school teacher is in the bed next to him. She turns to her student and says..........
........'Not only have you let me down, you've let the school down, but most of all, you've let yourself down'. :p P
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun) -Eddie Izzard.
“I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.” - Gareth from The Office
“Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don’t know whether you’re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming down. And that’s it you know, you never know what’s round the corner. But it’s all good. ‘If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.’ Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent
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