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Well last night i'm afraid I had to sit through 2 hours of the film 'Nell' with Jodie Foster on UK tv.
OMG how fuckin borin. Thats definately a chick flick and a half if ever I saw one. Tried to nod off to sleep and my lady kept nudgin me. All I could fuckin here was 'Teeeeee in the weeeee' (you only know what this means if you've suffered it yourself). So I said to her 'well i'm goin to bed - busy at work tomorrow etc) and she goes ' oh, ok, i'll come and watch the rest of this in the bedroom. Fuckin torture!!!
Latas...px
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun) -Eddie Izzard.
“I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.” - Gareth from The Office
“Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don’t know whether you’re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming down. And that’s it you know, you never know what’s round the corner. But it’s all good. ‘If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.’ Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent
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