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A man walks into his local pub with a big smile on his face. The barman, who is used to seeing him scowling and miserable, asks him why he's so happy.
"I had sex last night," the man replies. "Fifty-two years I've been alive and I've finally lost my virginity."
"Really?" the barman asks. "So who was the lucky girl?"
"Well you wouldn't believe it," the man said, "but I was out walking last night by the railway tracks and I saw this girl tied to the tracks. You know, just like in the movies. Anyway, I decided I was going to be her hero, so I untied her and took her home and we had sex all night long."
"Wow," the barman says. "That's an amazing story. Tell me, was she good looking?"
"Don't know," the man replied. "I never did find the head."
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