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Thats the funniest damn thing I've ever herd!
Ok, heres one.
Theres these two gay lovers and one wants to make the other cum while the other has to use the rest room. He walks into the bathroom and the other tells him not to jackoff because he wants to make him cum. He walks out of the rest room and theres cum all over the wall. The other one goes "I told you not to jackoff!" and he says "I didn't. I farted."
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt...
...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on E-Bay.
Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.'
George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom.
-Song by me, Mr. Nash-
I believe I want some Micky D Fries.
Make them super-sixed.
I dream about'em every night and day.
Just dip'em in ketchup and eat away.
I see me runnin' through that open door.
Eating all the fries I can endure
Mmm... I love to eat those fries....
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