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Re: My Horrific Up & Coming Experience
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Originally posted by Ritualistic
OMG fucking hell someone save me, I have to go see this dumbass movie called Wimbelton with my g/f in a couple weeks....
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Oh my gentle Jesus. That's not even funny. And I know funny. I feel for you. That is a curse to have to watch that. Good luck, may the force be with you.
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt...
...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on E-Bay.
Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.'
George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom.
-Song by me, Mr. Nash-
I believe I want some Micky D Fries.
Make them super-sixed.
I dream about'em every night and day.
Just dip'em in ketchup and eat away.
I see me runnin' through that open door.
Eating all the fries I can endure
Mmm... I love to eat those fries....
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