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I always thought skiing was much easier than snowboardin.
And I luurve the snow. Prob cos we never get any of it where i live.
Dont ever eat the yellow snow though. Hee hee.
Thinkin of Jackass where he makes a snow cone, pisses on it and then eats it. Funniest bit is at the end of the sketch where the guys blowin chunks and someone runs up to him and laces him square in the jewels. Pain while you puke.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun) -Eddie Izzard.
“I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.” - Gareth from The Office
“Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don’t know whether you’re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming down. And that’s it you know, you never know what’s round the corner. But it’s all good. ‘If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.’ Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent
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