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"its not the years, its the milage."
guys starts choking and friends help onto the counter top
"what did he have?"
"the special."
"the special?! thats what i got, change mine to the soup."
friend says,"get him some water."
"water my ass, get this guy some pepto bismal!", then the alien jumps out of his chest and does a song and dance
the 2 get up and say,"check please!"
" you said you would kill me last."
" i lied"
aghhhhhhhhh falling down the cliff
"your one ugly motherfucker!"
"give me a B, give a A, give me a B, give me a Y, whats that spell? WHATS THAT SPELL?"
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