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Second Entry, so stop me if you heard it already...that's kind of a joke in it's own.
Long One:
A woman waits for her husband to go to work and instantly calls her husband's best friend. The best friend comes over and the two have the wild sex for hours.
At about 6:00, she gets a call from her husband, who is later than normal. "Hello? Oh, hi dear. Uh huh. Okay. Sure, that's alright. Have fun. Bye." conversates the wife.
The husband's best friend looks at her and asks "what'd he say?"
The wife says "He just wanted to let me know that he was at the bar with you."
Quickie #1:
"Doctor, please" says the attractive young women, "please, won't you kiss me?"
"It's out of the question." says the doctor, "Technically, I shouldn't even be fucking you."
Quickie #2:
A doctor is having this wild fling with a patient when he is confronted by his boss.
"Dr. Smith" says the boss, "I must insist you end this relationship now."
"But I love her. Why can't you understand?" weeps the doctor.
"Well first of all" says the boss "you're a veterinarian and secondly, Mrs. Richardson wants her cat back."
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