I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT YOU GOTTA REALIZE THAT AFTER THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS H2O AND RESURRECTION ARE COMMERCIAL MOVIES AKKAD IS'NT WORRING ABOUT MAKING A HORROR MOVIE HE'S WORRING ABOUT MAKING MONEY.
LOOK AT THE FACTS ALL GOOD SLASHER MOVIES CONSIST OF:
A CAST OF UNKNOWN ACTORS WHO'S ONLY PURPOSE IS TO GET HACKED UP AND ONE OR TWO B RATED ACTORS TO CARRY THE MOVIE.
STUPID TEENAGERS.
ONE OR TWO HOT SHOT ASSHOLES WHO THINK THEY'RE GODS GIFT TO WOMEN WHO EVERYBODY LOVES TO SEE GET KILLED.
SOME LITTLE KID WHO NOBODY LISTENS TO UNTIL THEY HAVE A KNIFE IN THIER THROAT.
CHEESY SPECIAL EFFECTS
A GOOD DIRECTOR MAKING UP FOR A WEAK SCRIPT
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST A RUTHLESS AND RELENTLESS KILLER.
H20 HAS A CAST FULL OF VERY WELL KNOWN ACTORS(JOSH HARTNETT-THE CUTE CHICK FROM DAWSON'S CREEK-JAMIE LEE CURTIS-LL COOL J) THEY DID'NT SPEND MONEY ON A GOOD DIRECTOR TO MAKE UP FOR WHAT WAS A WEAK SCRIPT.
RESSUECTION ALSO HAD A BIG CAST OF PEOPLE AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BUSTA RHYMES BEAT THE HELL OUTTA MICHAEL MYERS AND THAT'S AFTER HE WALKED UP TO HIM AND GOT PUNKED I MEAN SERIOULY THOSE LAST TWO WERE JUST MONEY MAKERS THEY WERE'NT WORRING ABOUT STICKING TO THE STORY THEY WERE TRING TO MAKE MONEY I'M SURE THAT NEXT YEAR WILL BE NO DIFFERENT WHEN THE 9TH ONE COMES OUT.
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Whatever The Fuck Ever
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