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Old 09-12-2004, 04:26 PM
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Re: This takes the "what the fuck is he talking about" cake

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Originally posted by pbenvin
I came across this a few minutes ago, and wanted to post it here for everyone to mock. The following words were written by some so-called "doctor" in a book "documenting" the "conspircay" surrounding 9/11. What you are about to read are the "doctor's" own words. Listen to this crock of shit:

1. Four commercial passenger jets (American Airlines Flights 11 and 77 and United Airlines Flights 93 and 175) take off and shortly after the pilots are ordered to land at a designated airport with a military presence.
2. Two previously-prepared planes (one a Boeing 767, painted up to look like a United Airlines jet and loaded with extra jet fuel) take off and are flown by remote control to intercept the flight paths of AA 11 and UA 175 so as to deceive the air traffic controllers.
3. These (substituted) jets then fly toward Manhattan; the first crashes into the North Tower and (eighteen minutes later) the second crashes into the South Tower.
4. A fighter jet (under remote control), or a cruise missile, crashes into the Pentagon.
5. Back at the airport the (innocent) passengers from three of the Boeings are transferred to the fourth (UA 93).
6. This plane takes off, flies toward Washington, and is shot down by a U.S. Air Force jet over Pennsylvania, eliminating the innocent witnesses to the diversion of the passenger planes.
7. Under cover of darkness later that evening the other three Boeings are flown by remote control out over the Atlantic, are scuttled and end up in pieces at the bottom of the ocean.

Un-fucking-believeable!
Someone needs to tell this Doctor to stop goose-stepping!
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