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Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
I also hate the hair question......
My head is shaved and they ask me what I did to my hair. Im like WTF? do you not notice that its all gone? what do you think I did to it?
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Umm...Did you get too close to an incinerator and burn it all off?...Get it caught in a fan and ripped out?...Were you half swallowed by some big alien thing and it's stomach acid ate it off?...Lawnmower run over your head?...Hey, this is kinda fun...I could do this all day, but I won't...Anyway...Now I now why people ask :p :)
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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