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Will you please stop hitting me?
hmmmmm Im obviously hitting you for a reason, so I will decide when its time to stop.
Did you kill our dog?
*eating what could be a hot wing* Ummmmmm nope.
Why did you throw shit on our car?
Because you dumbass, just because my yard is across from the vets office does not make this the public restroom for your pet.
I also hate the hair question......
My head is shaved and they ask me what I did to my hair. Im like WTF? do you not notice that its all gone? what do you think I did to it?
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