[carriekinz]

** I had to come back and add this...I WOULD NOT EVER KILL ANYONE. Just to be clear. This is just a horror-related topic...not a plan. (I read through what other's had been writing about how this thread isn't appropriate because of recent events and thought I better make it known that I am not going to kill anyone...never have, never had the inclination to do so.) **

Excellent question! I wonder if it hasn't been asked before because people think others will think they're nuts? LOL

Me...I would certainly stab. Yup, big knife...grabbed from the kitchen supposing I heard a strange noise at the window, like someone breaking in...then I'd creep around the corner and--WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE (that, BTW, was supposed to sound like the scary shower music from Pyscho:rolleyes: ...but didn't really sound that way, did it!). I hear that stabbing can be pretty messy but I have two big dogs and a cat and they would love to clean up any mess that might happen;) ...and if any of you have heard of the BARF pet diet, well, it's "bones and raw food"...I won't have to buy meat for a little while then! Works out great for everyone. I get rid of an intruder and feed my dogs for a week! Whoo-hoo!:D (I am very protective of myself and my home...an intruder would NOT be getting out alive or at the very least without some major life-threatening injuries.) Mind you, in reality it would probably happen this way:

I hear a strange noise, my dogs are going bonkers, and the intruder runs off. By the time the police arrive he's gone and all that's left is foot prints in the flower bed...isn't that always the way. No raw meat for the dogs...no satisfaction for my homicidal tendencies...just kidding. I'm totally normal.;)