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so a cowboy rides his horse up to the saloon, dismounts, and says hi to the other cowboys that hang out in front of the saloon. then he walks behind the horse, lifts its tail, and kisses it on the ass.
he walks back up to the cowboys in front of the saloon and one of them says "what the hell did you do that for?"
the cowboy says "well, my lips are chapped."
"does horseshit fix chapped lips?"
"no, but it sure keeps me from licking them."
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