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Good ones, bloodrayne and hash23.
A woman is driving by herself, at night, in the rain. An announcement comes on the radio that there is an escaped lunatic in the area... a serial killer, of course, with a hook for a hand.
Of course, she blows a tire. She gets out to change it in the rain and before she has the spare back on knocks all the lug nuts into the ditch, which is filled with running water. Then the serial killer steps out from the woods. She jumps up and screams "What the f*&k do I do now?"
The serial killer runs right up to her and says "Why don't you take one lug nut each from the other three wheels to hold the spare on?"
It gets good laughs around a campfire... don't know how well it will work here.
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