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Old 12-10-2003, 03:34 AM
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Talking after whats been going on, i suggest a comic relief hehehe.. so lets exchange JOKES

hey guys i suggest a bit of laughs at times like this... hope i get a lot of replies .. cause i just love jokes...

lets see what should we start with..... hmmmm


An old couple have been married for 75 years.. The media wants to interview them for being happily married for that many years. So they question the husband... "what is the secret to your long marriage?"... he says, "because i can communicate with god.".

the reporter shocked by this remark, asks, "you have to be joking?".... the old man replies, "no i swear infact when ever i go to the toilet, he opens the light for me"..

the reporter disturbed by this, goes to the old man's wife and tells her that her husband has gone mad due to old age..... "he is saying that god turns the light for him whenever he goes to the toilet"...

at this the wife screams and says, "omg he has been pissing in the refrigerator again"...


hehehehehehehehe:D .. hope you ppl liked it... lets see who has the funniest one so we can have a poll ...:)
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