[andyk]

Bad news, people

Just got this postcard from Vincent Price. He likes AndyK's poetry but thinks this forum sux like a hurricane. After I read the postcard, we had a chat on AIM (Afterlife Instant Messaging) and this is what he said:

"Those pustulent philistines on the Horror.com forum, who couldn't tell a Cezanne from a Chagall, invoke my name more often than I care to count. Why, those rutting juveniles with their tattoed posteriors and their metal-ringed nostrils know nothing about the true art of horror because their anemic bloodlines start and end in a trailerpark. Please save me from an eternity of being forced to read mindless gibberish from their vile, decaying minds."

Have to agree with Vince. I was going to suggest you drop the "rror" in Horror.com, just to make the name more appropos during your mating season, but that would be just a new collar on an old dog.

Hope I didn't offend anyone. Have a nice day.

Sincerely, Tony Clifton (for Andy K)