Quote:
Originally posted by Vampenguin
Steven H. Price : Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?
Watson Pritchett : I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.
[after Price receives a call from Evelyn]
Channel 3 Reporter : So Mr. Price, business or pleasure?
Steven H. Price : Neither. My wife.
Steven H. Price : [after throwing a wrench and disengaging the lock-down] So much for a PhD in engineering.
Evelyn Stockard-Price : Stephen, if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next second.
Steven H. Price : Oh but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let's not forget the O.J. knife with the not so retractable blade, the Jim Jones kool-aide which was exactly that.
Evelyn Stockard-Price : Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.
Watson Pritchett : Jesus, she's dead. She was cute too. God, I'd love to get laid before I die.
[Looks at Evelyn]
Watson Pritchett : How you doin' tonight?
[Evelyn gives him a glare]
Watson Pritchett : Yeah, I'm alright.
[Goes back to heavy drinking]
And most anything else from House on Haunted Hill.
|
yeah house on haunted hill had some great ones
Sara Wolfe : I'm trying to figure out who or what Melissa was taping when she disappeared.
Eddie Baker : Right, then where will we be?
Watson Pritchett : Out of Scotch, thanks to you, Ass!