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Old 09-03-2004, 12:12 PM
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There is a computer virus developed by a Russian programmer that can cause insanity if viewed by people.

testicles are not really a body part, but a symbiotic creature that developes in the scrotum.

Newts are actually frogs that have been exposed to high heat during their meta morphisis.

Planets other than earth do not really exist. the current view of the universe is a joint plot between the various governments of the world to keep people's minds off of what is going on on our planet. that is why "progress" on the "space station" is so slow. The sound stage that the lunar landings were filmed on burned down in the 80's which is why there have been no "return trips".

All the photographs of mars' surface were shot in the Australian Outback.
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