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Damn... I'm really good at analogies... it's hard for me to come up with a bad one, but I'll give it a shot.
"His hair was as yellow as the Yellow 5 in Mountain Dew"
"His breath smelled as bad as a donkeys bad breath"
God, this is horrible. How about some good analogies?
"His breath smelled like a camels ass"
"His ass was as hairy as a wooly mammoth"
"Her nipples were as hard as a rock"
"She was as frigid as the arctic winds"
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Bwind22- "Great minds think alike... And all others wind up with shit on their hands."
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