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If a human being were to fart, sneeze, burp, and cough at the exact same time, their head would implode.
It is impossible to keep your eyes open while sneezing. No one knows why.
Siamese twins are always the same sex. This is because the 'Siamesing' only happens in identical twins.
Hotels do not have a 13th floor. Even if they are 30 stories tall.
The Special Sauce in a Big Mac contains a mixture of mayo, 1000 Island Dressing, and a Malaysian salamander excrete.
Yawns seem contagious, but they actually are not. They mean your horny.
(Some of mine are true, some are not. See if you can guess which?)
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