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your sarcasm is loved here at horror.com
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By everyone, apparently, except the newbs, toolbox, and cheeba
anyways, I stole the joke from Catch Me If You Can
another stolen joke:
Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain Man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in Basic, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.