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Originally posted by Vodstok
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There is no easter bunny either. He was vacationing in greece, and i wont get into the gory details, but lets just say he was served on pita with lots of oregano and olive oil.
I know what happened here. He was collecting original works by Homer and drowned himself in the Agean when he heard that Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom were to play the main characters in Troy.
ST Patrick's day will forever be celebrated without real leprechauns... a little known fact is that the last 2 leprechauns were killed by poachers in '99. their feet were sold to rabbits for luck.
This isn't true. (Get your facts straigh, Vod, jeez). The last two Leprechauns were trampled to death at their native ancient shrines by overly enthusiastic Pagan/Wiccan tourists.
Oh yeah, and GW cancelled new years. Now that he is born again, he thinks there is "too much revelry".
Oh, so he's the present incarnation of Sir Oliver Cromwell? You know what that means? He'll be invading Ireland before you know it.
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I fucked this up...sorry. Something goes wrong everytime I'm trying to be funny.
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Last edited by Haunted; 09-01-2004 at 10:51 AM.
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