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Old 09-01-2004, 05:43 AM
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Because it's been a while...Your favorite movie lines:)

okay, it has been forever since we have had one of these, so i will get it started.

Sgt wells from Dog Soldiers:
"Open your mouth, watch for your ears, mind your toes!"

Spoon: (Same movie)
"Alright you bastards.... COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH"

Also:
"I'll be takin' my boot out of your mouth, Joe, you baldy twat.."


In the new Dan of the Dead:
CJ:
(getting eaten by zombies) Fucking Figures...

also:
Not to shit on anyone's riff here, but let me just see if I grasp this concept, ok? You're suggesting that we take some fucking parking shuttles, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump-on-the-covered-wagon bullshit. Then, we're gonna drive across a ruined city, through a welcome committee of a few hundred thousand dead cannibals, all so that we can sail off into the sunset on this fucking asshole's boat?


Kenneth : Is everyone there dead?
Steve : Dead-ish.
Kenneth : Is everyone there dead?
Steve : Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of fell down, and then got up, and they're eating each other.
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