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Tongue Twisters
I thought of some of these the other night, I couldn't remember ever hearing any that were scary or gross...that would be kinda cool...Do you guys know of any like that?...Also, can you think of any really good ones that mess you up, because I can do them perfectly (I think it's because I talk so damned fast) and I would love to have to actually work at one..These are two of my favorites...Say them as fast as you can...
This one is just cute:
The skunk sat on the stump,
The stump said the skunk stunk,
The skunk said the stump stunk,
Who stunk? The skunk or the stump?
And this one gets pretty much everyone that I know...
You're supposed to say this one 3 times:
I slit the sheet,
The sheet I slit,
Upon the slitted sheet, I sit
Come on guys, give me some good ones...
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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