Last semester I was studying theatre. We were having a cast party and I got a little drunk and so did a friend. I was staring at the food table and decided I wanted to make a sandwich using everything that was on that table... my friend decided to join me. So we made a sandwich filled with luncheon meats, cheese, various cold salads, every type of chip on the table, peanuts, cookies and a large slab of cake.
The funny thing is it wasn't half-bad until I made the unfortunate statement, "This needs soda." And I dipped my sandwich into the soda and soaked it and ate it.
I don't need to explain what happened next, let's just say it was a colorful ending.
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