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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
it won't be a remake at all. It's an adaptation of the book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. That's different.
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the book where the oompa loompas got drunk and got in a fight with the lollipop kids and charlie told willie he was gay and then charlie and willie got married while the kid who drank out of the chocolate pool god a new job as a mushroom and the one kid became a ninja cowboy and set out his own line of shotglasses and high heel shoes?