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ace ventura but i prefer the second
"of course not, this is a lovely room of death. take care now byebye then"
"it is the loogy that binds us"
"shakasha ahhhh.. shishkabob, shawshank redemptoin. Chicaaaa go! YOUR OUTTA THERE. go on.. go on.. go!"
i could go on forever... i really could. here, one more
"your request is not unlike your lower intestine - stinky, and loaded with danger"
"we can pay you handsomely"
"i am know a child of light, your earthly money holds no appeal to me!"
"20,000 dollars"
"re he he he he heee healllly????........ no. i cannot. for i am soirely needed here. at the ashram!"
"if i may interject!! we are short of space. and it is important for yuo to use your talents. let me help you pack!"
"but i am yet to attain supernatural oneness"
"wait... THERE it is! you have just obtained it"
"i have?"
"yes yes, just now. you are one! i can see it in your eyes. you are more one than anyone"
"what aobut my medalilon of spiritual accomplishment"
"here.. take mine'
"MASTER! this took you 80 years to achieve!"
"thats ok i dont like it anymore. really"
could go on and on and on. i have an awesome memory
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