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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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Death is but a door. Time is but a window.
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss
"Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing." – Vincent Price
The Oldest and Stongest Emotion of Man is Fear- H.P Lovecraft
Six bottles went down the drain
One hour's a waste of time
I'd ask if you feel the same
Still pushin that chance to try
Your breath in this cool room chill
Long hair that blows side to side
You speak and make time stand still
And each time you walk right on by
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