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well iguess its funnier if u know the story
i mean come on "do you find me attractive"
he had me confused with my friend. i knew exactly who he was cuz im not a durnken fool. he was tim, i hung out with cory. tim tried to get all whatever with me, then he touched my stomach and i got pissed off. so he had to settle for karen
HAHAHA no i dont mean settle. anyways she marrieed to a ugly dude with child now so who cares? cory drove a red corvette. he was australian and very very blond. we arm wrestled.
oh that was also the night tim put his dick on my windshield. first the stomach, then the windshield. and it was gross cuz the morning after ther was some residue there. i had to use the xtra strength cleaner.
it was kinda big though now that i think about it... hahahaha how random
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