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I got a good one:
I was in my computer class and I was posting on horror instead of working so the teacher made me turn off the computer for the rest of the day. So I decided to read a book, so I reached in my bag and pulled out the book that I was reading at that time, and that book just so happened to be The Satanic Bible, well I live in an extremely consertive Christian town, so you can guess what happened. Bitch took the book (which I needed for my next class fwhich was english, cause I was doing a book report on it) and told me to just sit there for the rest of the hour. Well I wasn't going to stand for that, because I go to public school and there is a little thing in the Constitution that says I have the freedom of religion (although I am not a Satanist). So I told her nicely to give me back the book or there is going to be quite a bit of trouble. Well she doesn't respond well to threats (how was I supposed to know). And before she could respond I turned and walked out of class and went to the office to talk to the principal and when I wlked in the office lady was like "can I help you Jay" and not even looking at her I walked past her and into the principals office while saying "nobody can". I walked right up to the principal and calmly told him my situation, and I was not surprised that he agreed with her actions and said that I would not be getting the book back. Well I said than you better contact the schools lawyer and get ready for a lawsuit because I am a paying registered member of the ACLU (and I am) and they will gladly fund a law suit against the teacher and him. Staring him down I could tell that he knew that I ment it he said nothing and and left the office. Less than a minute later he came back through the door and handed me the book without saying anything, and I walked out back to computer class put the book in the bag and took a nap for the rest of the hour.
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