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Conan O'Brien had a guy on that sold his virginity on eBay for $11,000! :eek:
I'm gonna list my virginity on eBay. (I'm not a virgin, but I AM a guy, so who's gonna know the difference. I could just get there and fumble around like I had never seen one of those things before.) Hmm... Maybe I should make the listing for my virginity + a bonus gift.
That way when they catch crabs, I can say 'Oh yeah. That's your bonus gift.'
This is a good idea. I should try to list it in a Dutch auction with a quantity of 50 just to see how that goes...
(I'd feel sorry for whoever gets me last though. They'd be getting burnt with a disease for sure.) Oh well though, that's just too bad for them. There's a sucker born every minute and if they're willing to fork over cash for my "virginity" + bonus gift, who am I to turn them down?
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