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Old 08-19-2004, 04:48 AM
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I know that many of these are true ...

The one about Charlie Chaplin, for instance. That happened. And the chocolate bar, as well. In fact, if you check out the FDA's regulations you will be surprised at how much they actually allow to slip into our food and drinks before they decide it is unedible (I got the list in a nutrition class in college, but have long since misplaced it.)

However, there are some items on this list that I, too, am skeptical about ... most particularly the ant always falling to the right when drunk of its ass. Why does that happen, if it does? Seems fishy to me.
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