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I can remember several--one horror related.
My girlfriend's mother ask what movie her daughter and I were going to see--remember this was the early 1960's--I said "The Killer Screws". (should have been 'Killer Shrews."
I was very drunk in a bar I'd never been in before, I couldn't remember if the waitress's name was Regina or Virginia--so I called her--Vagina. (asked to leave)
Working in an employment agency--intended to ask very attractive Hispanic female if she was bilingual--ask if she was bisexual instead--luckily she laughed.
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I awake--in my new coffin of native earth.
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