I was once on an all day bender (and FYI bender means drinking binge in the Uk, so dont go getting funny ideas!)with some friends down one of the local pubs, and there was a new blond lass with big boobies working behind the bar....
.....anyway we'd had quite a few beers, and it was my turn to get the drinks in, 2 pints of which were different from everyone elses. Me being me and rather 'un' sober said whatever beers were wanted, and then asked for the other 2 saying " 2 pints of your best boobies please" instead of saying 'bitter'
I didnt even realise I'd said it, until she told me a few days later....doh!!! lol
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