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I don't try to present a horrific image or anything... I don't see the point in it, really. People won't really give a rat's ass. But I do like to keep a very quiet and cool (almost too cool :-P) composure whenever I'm doing something. Everyone always asks me if I'm upset or if I'm angry or sad or something. I'm not. My face just sort of has this detached, calm, I don't care kind of look to it.
However, my nose is scary. It has a little bump in the middle, giving me that evil witch/normal jew look (I'm not implying that Jews are evil, or anything).
Oh, my penis leans horrifically to the right. Does that count? :-P
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"People hear that I am a horror writer and they think that I must be a monster, but actually I have the heart of a small child - I keep it in a jar on my desk."
Robert Bloch
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