[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by mudsliptones
merry christmas everybody
Im asking money to everyone, since my TV broke down, sadly enough
it's been 4 days since I watched a movie, and movie is my hobby, I feel sad

You should ask Santa for a new TV...When he comes down the chimney make sure you've got a roaring fire going with some black, wrought iron spikes sticking up from the grate...When he hits, close the flue so he can't go back up...Open all the windows, as this will cause smoke to fill the house...When he stops screaming, open the flue back up and close the windows...When he's good and crispy (not too burnt on the outside, still squishy on the inside), pull him out onto the hearth to cool...Go up on the roof, take EVERYTHING out of the sleigh, scare off the reindeer with a loud horn blast (bells and yelling won't work, they're used to that) so that there won't be any evidence of the location of Santa's LAST STOP EVER...You'll get your TV, tons of other new stuff, AND enough Christmas dinner to feed the whole family!!!

Oh, but do me a favor and wait until AFTER he stops at MY house, Okay?...:D :D :D